My Face
Where to begin? I’ve had quite the long life on the internet. I’m known by few and kind of enjoy it that way.
I’m a native of Santa Cruz, California but now find myself living in the columbia river gorge of Oregon. I’m somewhere. It’s cold most of the time.
What do I do for fun?– I don’t do shit, but I used to: play accordion! Spin poi! Paint, crochet, and play with feathers as often as I can. I’m secretly a hoarder. Don’t tell anyone.
I’m married to an incredible guy.
I’m a professional hobbyist. I can do anything that you’re thinking about doing 10x better than you can.
I’m a fully trained Barista and Bartender. Now I just need to find a job. – I have been with the federal government for 5 years. Budget analyst. I tell people there’s no money.

My life isn’t incredible and I’m far from rich, but my life is exciting and entertaining. <— this is a lie. My life is not exciting or entertaining. My life is steady. That’s lovely.