Sum it up

Today and yesterday.

Yesterday I worked. 9:30 to 6:30. Ugh long. Char showed up at like 5 and wanted me to go hang out with her (she had asked me the day before) and I said it really depended on how I felt after work. I ended up going. Mike was pissed because we had “plans” to chat online, but I don’t expect him to shun his social life for me so I’m not going to shun mine for him. Sounds harsh but it is what it is.

I went and played one game of beer pong but mostly just played pool at nick and char’s friends house with some of their friends. It was mellow. Got home at like 1am

Today I went and did errands and then hung out with Alison (aptos bakery manager) and Conor (aptos deli asst manager). Got lunch, played pool, watched conor skate, then went and got Alisons tattoo done. Now home.

That’s the short version. My left hand/forearm are throbbing from Alison squeezing it.

I cried cause you were doomed

Today wasn’t a terrible day at work. Tourists. So many fucking tourists. “Oh well in Sacramento..” “Oh well in South Florida..”

You know what? I don’t give a fuck what they do anywhere but right here, in my god damned kiosk. If you don’t like it, go back from whence you came. Go home. GO HOME.

So enough about that.

My first braid, with the fresh water pearls on it (I think I mentioned it?) has somehow turned into a crazy dreadlock thing. I’m not a fan. I want it out of my hair. Hahaha. I’m sad. I made the braid too loose and I figured something and I figured something bad would happen but whatever. It’s going to take a bit to get it out, but I feel I will be successful.

I put the rainbow fluorite beads I got into a new braid. I like it a lot.

Also, I feel like someone hit me really hard in the head. Like one spot on my scalp hurts bad and I don’t know why. I didn’t get hit in the head (to my knowledge?) but maybe I did. So that’s weird. I hope it stops soon?

I finally mastered (or at least got the gist of) the pin-curl. My hair looks so pretty and legit when I do it.

Thursday I’m going to go with some friends to lunch and the tattoo parlor. My friend Alison is going to get some work done and I will be there to take pictures. Pool that evening, if everything goes well.

The end. xoxo

Dear Co-workers, One Dept At A Time

Dear Jamba Juice,

You can go fuck yourself. I hate you for stealing my coworker so I had to be the only one working for an hour and a half in the middle of an afternoon, when it’s hot out, and we have cold drink promotions going on. Get your shit together you son of a bitch.

Dear Liquor and Bakery,

I hope all of your shit gets broken. I’m going to get in trouble for not doing my job, because all of your shit is in front of all of my shit, and I can’t get to it. Put your crap where it belongs, not in front of my fucking lids you lazy-ass scumbags.

Dear 2nd Asst Manager,

You’re a fucking manager. Why the fuck are you coming to Starbucks to get rung up on your lunch break, when you see I’m BY MYSELF, and self check is empty! You are slow and I don’t like to talk to you. All you do is build a line behind you that I have to take care of. Don’t act like we’re friends, we’re not.

Dear Courtesy Clerks,

I hope you all get fired before your probation period is over. You are lazy, mouthy, and don’t understand what your place is in Safeway. You are the bitches. Your job details include, but are not limited to; Taking out the trash, mopping, cleaning up people’s shit, putting carts and hand-baskets away, and all in all doing whatever anyone else tells you to. Get it straight. Fucking class of 2010 sucks.

Dear Starbucks,

I’m sorry if I’m a grumpy butt. I cannot be held responsible for my actions. (read above)

The end.

Hello Retail Therapy

Payday. Massive retail therapy. Though after looking at my spoils I can’t really say massive. I did spend like $150 though. Which hurt. Really badly.

I’m going to wait to get my tattoo until October when I get a week’s paid vacation. Since Mike is going to live here I wont actually be traveling anywhere and will have a whole paycheck in hand. Woot.

Today I bought plugs for my second hole (so I can stretch them) LOTS AND LOTS of makeup. Yay pretties. Two books (the sequels to the ones I bought last week)

New work sheos. My other ones were more holes than material

And I also got beads for my hair yesterday. Yayay.

So all in all I feel very good about things. I’m going to be feeling extra pretty too. Yay 🙂