Yesterday after getting home from swimming at the river with my cousins and hanging out at my Aunts’ house I came home to find a giant monster wasp in my house.

I couldn’t figure out how it managed to get inside since all of my window screens are new and there are no bends or openings large enough for him to get through. After freaking out (rightfully so) I chased him out of my house with my mop.

Later while I was outside smoking I saw one of these bad mama-jama’s fly up to my porch light.. and crawl behind it! OH NO.

I realized then how the thing had gotten into my house. Directly behind the porch light is my spare bedrooms closet and the water heater. It goes right up to the siding.

I immediately go into the house (I put my cig out but brought the ashtray inside with me. Freak out moment.) I shut the spare bedroom door and put a towel along the bottom. I was too much of a pansy to actually stick my head in the closet and look to see if there was a nest.

Then I called my landlord and today the pest control guy came out.

They’re Mud Dauber wasps and aren’t really aggressive despite their nasty appearance. He says they eat crab-looking spiders. The whole front of our apartment complex is covered in these spiders. So he sprayed a but load of wasp agent orange in the holes and said if I see some more in the next two or three days going in there to call him.

I hate flying insects.