Would it surprise you if I told you that my iPod is still lost in my couch? You see, what happened is that between the backboard and the cushion support on the bottom if you’re sitting on it it creates a gap.. a perfectly sized gap for something small and flat like an iPod touch to slip through. So now, it’s not that my iPod is lost in the cushions, it’s lost in the very very bottom of the couch. I’m going to have to have my sister help me tip it over, then cut the lining and put my hand in an feel around for it.

All I can think of is Temple of Doom when Willie has to save Indiana and it’s the bug tunnel. AGhaghadg;hag

Bug Tunnel!

Yeah that’s my first gif ever too. But I had to show it! I don’t want to stick my hand in there!!  Unfortunately I have to, I miss instagram, and I miss being able to check my shit while sitting on the couch. Don’t get me wrong – I love my PC – but the hard, wooden, held-together-by-glue-and-was-built-50-fucking-years-ago chair is a little hard on my back. And ass. And legs. And basically my whole body.

Moving on! Now that we’re up to date on whats going on with my iPod it’s time to learn about my latest projects! Maybe I’ll actually finish these!

Just kidding.

“Goldie” is still in the works. I haven’t actually done anything to her since I’ve been home but that’s only because I knew there was a big thunderstorm on the horizon and I didn’t want to unwrap her for a day only to have to wrap her back up. It’s not really a one person job. Good thing I decided to wait too, because the one day thunder storm has turned into three days of some pretty serious rain. Yay rain! We need the water, like most of the west coast, I imagine.

My sister has also inspired me to start working on eBooks. I’ve always loved writing and believe it or not, I used to have some skill as well. It’s hard though, I’m incredibly out of practice. It’s almost like blogging has ruined me. No one judges my grammar or my excessive use of commas. Or the fact that I don’t like using action verbs. And my sentences get broken up. And run on. And on. And I start sentences with “and” and put my periods outside of extra punctuation such as quotation marks and brackets! I’m an editors nightmare. Good thing my brother is nice enough to help me. 😀 Oh and I have PressBooks. THANKS FOR BEING INCREDIBLE WORDPRESS. ❤

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND. I’ve been looking into TeamTreeHouse.Com and I recommend you do too! I think it’s something that could be potentially useful to me. I really don’t want to work in retail the rest of my life. So I’m thinking if I take the course on WordPress and maybe even the course on Web Design I may be up to date enough to actually start working freelance. If nothing else, I can do the courses while I work on my eBook. I have nothing but time.

In other news, I need a fucking camera. Sorry for the lack of pictures. Feel free to donate one to the cause!

xoxo