Dear Jamba Juice,

You can go fuck yourself. I hate you for stealing my coworker so I had to be the only one working for an hour and a half in the middle of an afternoon, when it’s hot out, and we have cold drink promotions going on. Get your shit together you son of a bitch.

Dear Liquor and Bakery,

I hope all of your shit gets broken. I’m going to get in trouble for not doing my job, because all of your shit is in front of all of my shit, and I can’t get to it. Put your crap where it belongs, not in front of my fucking lids you lazy-ass scumbags.

Dear 2nd Asst Manager,

You’re a fucking manager. Why the fuck are you coming to Starbucks to get rung up on your lunch break, when you see I’m BY MYSELF, and self check is empty! You are slow and I don’t like to talk to you. All you do is build a line behind you that I have to take care of. Don’t act like we’re friends, we’re not.

Dear Courtesy Clerks,

I hope you all get fired before your probation period is over. You are lazy, mouthy, and don’t understand what your place is in Safeway. You are the bitches. Your job details include, but are not limited to; Taking out the trash, mopping, cleaning up people’s shit, putting carts and hand-baskets away, and all in all doing whatever anyone else tells you to. Get it straight. Fucking class of 2010 sucks.

Dear Starbucks,

I’m sorry if I’m a grumpy butt. I cannot be held responsible for my actions. (read above)

The end.

Payday. Massive retail therapy. Though after looking at my spoils I can’t really say massive. I did spend like $150 though. Which hurt. Really badly.

I’m going to wait to get my tattoo until October when I get a week’s paid vacation. Since Mike is going to live here I wont actually be traveling anywhere and will have a whole paycheck in hand. Woot.

Today I bought plugs for my second hole (so I can stretch them) LOTS AND LOTS of makeup. Yay pretties. Two books (the sequels to the ones I bought last week)

New work sheos. My other ones were more holes than material

And I also got beads for my hair yesterday. Yayay.

So all in all I feel very good about things. I’m going to be feeling extra pretty too. Yay 🙂

I’m still kind of butthurt about the mercedes thing. It’s lame

I went to karaoke last night with Katie and Jake. It was awesome. We all had a very good time. Work was good too. Though I was busy right up until we closed which sucked. Haha.

Mike is home. Finally. I missed him.

I also bought some sweet new beads. Some small glass ones that are teal with silver inside (which makes for a pretty bead) and some rainbow fluorite. I hope they look good in my hair. I’m also going to make Katie a bracelet with the fluorite.

Well, my dad is taking the starter out of the Mercedes he bought me (hah.) to put in his car. He wants to make sure I’m not mad, but part of me is. I told him, “I don’t care what you do with those mercedes. They’re both a wash to me.” because the fact of the matter is he bought them both “for me” and never invested enough time to actually fix them. I told him I would buy the parts for it.

He spent $5000 on my sisters car.

But no, it’s fine. I’m upset, but the way I’m upset is something I’m used to. I’m the middle child. I’ve lived a long life of being the runner up. I could be pissed, but what would that gain me? He’s still taking the starter out. He’s still not fixing my cars.

Thanks Dad. You’re the best.

I’m apologizing ahead of time for any really weird typos. I’m on my laptop.

So, if it’s not one thing, it’s another. I got a new Monitor from Johnny (best buy) but now my keyboard is dead. It has been since Monday. Fuck my life. Seriously.

I’m sitting here listening to Queen Adreena and I think I’m an emotional masochist. Seriously. This music brings out so many things I feel (though I attempt to suppress) and it’s really refreshing to just revel in it.

Mike is at his Mom’s house and this is day two of us not really talking. I miss him. Is that lame? I hope not. I don’t think so. 🙂

I went and played pool with Taylor last night. We only played two games. We got there rather late and my friends Conor and Will had been there for an hour and a half already so I can understand why they didn’t stay any longer.

Then Taylor and I went to Jon’s house and played Little Big Planet with him and his bro. That game is fucking AWESOME. I would almost consider buying a PS3 just so I can play that game. It is that good. Even when you suck you can’t help but laugh at it. I swear, I blinked and it was 2am.

Did I mention I adore Queen Adreena? Truly. I must get their new album.

Nelda (coworker) is back from her two week vacation. I’m so happy. I missed her and I was sick of the weird shifts and schedule. Hahaha.